What a waste of good makeup!!!

Yep, another night of wasted makeup? You guessed it I watched More To Love. Saw the gals make king size, whoops, queen size asses of themselves again. I can only imagine, once you have signed on the dotted line, they sue the skirt off you if you want to walk from the humiliation.

How do they not take an overdose of whatever Michael Jackson took once the show airs?

Did you see the Salsa date? The supposed plus size model -- the one who needs her wishbone replaced with backbone -- flees and barricades herself in the undecorated Marilyn Munroe suite. Why? Luky is doing the sensual Samba - it's a group date. What decent woman would do a group date to begin with? When he is done with woman No. 1, he comes banging on the bathroom door, woman No. 2 emerges her loveliest looking like an aged Bloodhound -- saggy, red eyes, from her jealous attack and then does what, confesses to Mr. Pillsbury "I'm so jealous she has you!"

Here we go again. I want to scream, Honey, that's why God invented the the catholic church. Tell the priest you want to strangle 6 other women, Luke or yourself for signing on. What does Luke answer, summarized "what did you expect when you signed on?" He is right, but this is when I grab the pen, rewrite the script and do a let's trade shoes Luke, and I wear the Pradas.

From the Jame Dean stalls jump five Chippendales doing their version of the sensual samba with Mr. Man Boob's harem as he stares on. Don't it turn those blue eyes green ? How do the shoes fit now Luke? I can see the gals up on their chairs like Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch yelling -- screaming now we're talking sister!!

It is so hard to believe in this age of rage (as you have noticed by the erratic drivers and twitchy people in line at the grocery store) that you don't provoke people needlessly. What are these writers thinking? One guy - 20 girls. One girl -- 20 guys. Someone is going to get their eye poked out with a stick? They must give out a round of Prozac before they start that show and load them up with Valium to get them into the limo. Maybe they keep them heavily sedated through the whole thing -- but what kind of people does these kind of things on national t.v.?

If you have been following the Bachelor /Bachelorette shows, some have sprung lose from whatever asylum (whoops now called a Spa) they keep them in until they get over their obsessive compulsive disorder.

I doubt they will do a psychological profile on show candidates until one of these gals stalks Luke, kidnaps him and starves him to a mere sliver of himself. He will look like he was a concentration camp victim.

Anyway note to Blog followers, it's a scary world out there -- DON'T PROVOKE PEOPLE and DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW!!!!