Women are Crazy and Men are Stupid!!!

As a designer/solutionist, I've often thought, how can people live together (same gender or not) especially the Odd Couples? How much north and south is just too, too much?

We laughed at that show of the Neurotic (perfectionist) Felix being kicked out by his wife and the Moronic (slob of slobs) Oscar taking him in, but then tossing him out because his constant clean-a-thon drove him and the poker buddies crazy.

Case in point -- She does a thirty yard dash to get the coaster under his beer bottle -- he cleans spilled up coffee off the floor with her designer tea towel. She freaks that he is swilling orange juice right out of the carton -- she gets out the Windex to clean the door knobs.

I've come to believe that in order to be joyous, the farther you are from normal, the harder to find BLISSFUL JOY.

I've had girlfriend Cinderellas find their prayed for "Prince Charming" but once climbing out of the pumpkin and hitting the castle, demanding him take off the white leotards immediately and and make friends with her 20 gal Javex bottle.

Seriously, I've friends, lonely women, who have begged the universe to send them a partner, only to become hostile that he missed the toilet seat -- ever heard of two bathrooms (his designed like the corner gas station). Then she blew a gasket when he didn't want to watch Gone with the Wind and was clutching the Trailer Park Boys. Ever heard of two t.v.s? Then when he has had enough minute by minute criticism for not meeting her White Glove status, she is devastated he doesn't want to train for a position with Sparkles Cleaners or buy a franchise with her. Is it that he wants out -- or that his Dr. says he is suffering from second hand Pine sol fumes?

I've seen some good out of the box solutions. Condo apartments across the hall from each other. The other was a large bungalow with two one bedroom condos on level one, and the basement designed for the off spring.

He can joyously snore his head off and let his dog Buddie, emit air like a squashed basketball and she can lay her bad ass mean old self on her 1000 thread count sheets. Its your spot -- do what you want!!

What is wrong with these solutions-- not a darn thing! In fact it may spice up the love life -- your place or mine tonight?? But extreme still is what it is -- diff-diff-difficult.